And i'm here to glue your butt to that freaking throne.
There's always a "Queen" bitch who thinks she can give you a run for you money... this case, your throne. Ni Uongo (means it's a lie, in Swahili. I recently developed a thing for the language.)
Anyway, i think i might have some points to help you keep that seat.
1. The Social Media is a weapon, use it:
So there's this queen bitch who thought she could dethrone me, you need to give me some credit. I'm the Queen.
I threatened to leak a nude photograph she sent to her boyfriend and i won. I always win.
Sometimes you need to fight dirty but keep your hands clean.. i mean, i didn't take the picture of her. She did it herself.
2. Have Loyal Friends:
You don't need fake friends, no one does.
If the Queen is going to leave the social media for some time, then the loyal Courtiers (friends) should make sure there are traps surrounding the Throne.
True friends make sure the subjects don't forget the Queen.
3. Have Obedient Minions:
The Queen doesn't do her dirty work and neither does her circle of friends.
The Queen needs to have minions- either working for her because she's a wonderful ruler or BLACKMAIL!
Works all the time.
4. Say Little, Act More.
5. Be Cryptic.
6. Eliminate competition of any kind:
You worked hard for the throne, you get to keep it.
7. TRUST NO ONE!!
8. Gather secrets, tell none of yours.
9. Dress to kill... let your minions hide the body.
10. Be nice and always wear a smile.
There, you're good to go.
And don't use your position to oppress those who aren't guilty of anything. You're only at war with the Opposing party.
Crush them.
Not literally, please.
Till next time and you can email me at molunosarah@gmail.com
Ciao!
